We all know the ritual. You grind for 365 days, log every tiny win on your self-assessment, and try to convince your boss that you single-handedly saved the company. Why do we put ourselves through this stress? Simple: hard work pays for the lifestyle, dinner table upgrades, and overall well-being of our loved ones.
Whether it happens annually, half-yearly, or in quarterly sprints, the corporate machine always demands its sacrifice. We get evaluated, squeezed into a bell curve, and neatly labeled: Exceeds Expectations, Meets Expectations, or the dreaded Needs Improvement.
Now, given that over 90% of humanity believes in a higher power running the universe, a very reasonable corporate question arises:
What if God had a Line Manager?
Welcome to the annual strategic review at Cosmic HQ.




















